Matt Cherettehttp://mattchew03.kinja.comen<![CDATA[Uh, can we talk about his hairline for a second?]]>http://gawker.com/uh-can-we-talk-about-his-hairline-for-a-second-477985364Uh, can we talk about his hairline for a second?

]]>Thu, 4 Oct 2012 19:15:54 GMT477985364<![CDATA[Time for Caroline to go grab and iced coffee, walk backstage, and ask Rosie, "Why are you screaming?]]>http://gawker.com/time-for-caroline-to-go-grab-and-iced-coffee-walk-back-478010247Time for Caroline to go grab and iced coffee, walk backstage, and ask Rosie, "Why are you screaming?"

]]>Mon, 1 Oct 2012 19:51:29 GMT478010247<![CDATA[FINALLY someone gives Nancy Grace's hashtags the attention they deserve! ]]>http://gawker.com/finally-someone-gives-nancy-graces-hashtags-the-attenti-478029208FINALLY someone gives Nancy Grace's hashtags the attention they deserve! I love this post almost as much as I loved writing about her gigantic boobs each week when she was on "Dancing with the Stars." #TitMom

]]>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:50:27 GMT478029208<![CDATA[I used to, yes. ]]>http://gawker.com/i-used-to-yes-memories-478069973I used to, yes. Memories!

]]>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:04:00 GMT478069973<![CDATA[Well, there was that one night...]]>http://gawker.com/well-there-was-that-one-night-478137354Well, there was that one night...

]]>Wed, 5 Sep 2012 02:33:41 GMT478137354<![CDATA[*Snaps*]]>http://gawker.com/snaps-478244390*Snaps*

]]>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 18:00:18 GMT478244390<![CDATA[I miss doing those!]]>http://gawker.com/i-miss-doing-those-478247076I miss doing those!

]]>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:20:01 GMT478247076<![CDATA[Some inside info that I got straight from Coupon Queeeen's mouth: Later on in the season, at a pagea]]>http://gawker.com/some-inside-info-that-i-got-straight-from-coupon-queeee-478267467Some inside info that I got straight from Coupon Queeeen's mouth: Later on in the season, at a pageant, they dress Glitzy up in a mini-replica of Alana's new beauty dress.

Nice to see you, too! :)

]]>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:11:13 GMT478267467<![CDATA[Glitzy is literally my spirit animal.]]>http://gawker.com/glitzy-is-literally-my-spirit-animal-478267361Glitzy is literally my spirit animal.

]]>Thu, 9 Aug 2012 20:48:17 GMT478267361<![CDATA[This comment is literally dripping with self-loathing and pretention. ]]>http://gawker.com/this-comment-is-literally-dripping-with-self-loathing-a-478267271This comment is literally dripping with self-loathing and pretention. What else do you think us "flamer gays" are into, oh evolved one? Also: why the hell would I watch a reality show about you more than I would one about this family? You seem like a square, and I'm more of a "lopsided, obtuse triangle, oval all put together. Like a deformed shape" type.

]]>Thu, 9 Aug 2012 19:40:51 GMT478267271<![CDATA[Thank you! ]]>http://gawker.com/thank-you-the-worst-is-all-the-people-tweeting-posting-478285338Thank you! The worst is all the people tweeting/posting on Facebook about this shitty photo, all like, "ERMAHGERD WHERT A BERTERFERL PERCTER SER BERTERFERL." So embarrassing.

]]>Tue, 7 Aug 2012 14:57:00 GMT478285338<![CDATA[This post is... pow.]]>http://gawker.com/this-post-is-pow-its-got-me-all-mixed-up-like-serat-478299056This post is... pow.

It's got me all mixed up like Serato. In fact, it's got me spinnin' round for it like a lil' model. Steady fiendin' for it like them fries at McDonald's (and everyone knows how much I value my McDonald's), I wanna be all on its lips like gelato.

Bravo. Seriously.

Haters, you're invited to have a camouflagian moment. KTHXBYEBYE (BYE BYE, BYE BYE, BYE BYE...)

]]>Sat, 4 Aug 2012 00:43:36 GMT478299056<![CDATA[But what about vomit?]]>http://gawker.com/but-what-about-vomit-478324493But what about vomit?

]]>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 17:26:42 GMT478324493<![CDATA[You better redneckignize!]]>http://gawker.com/you-better-redneckignize-478371995You better redneckignize!

]]>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 05:01:59 GMT478371995<![CDATA[Nobody forced them to do the damn TV show—they know what they're getting into.]]>http://jezebel.com/5917631/house-hunters-has-been-selling-you-a-big-lie?comment=50570119#commentsNobody forced them to do the damn TV show—they know what they're getting into.

]]>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:37:15 GMT460320513<![CDATA[Uh, no shit. ]]>http://jezebel.com/5917631/house-hunters-has-been-selling-you-a-big-lie?comment=50560952#commentsUh, no shit. I'm friends with a former producer—they only cast people who've already picked a new home and are in escrow, and then they find two comps for them to also "look at." She said the best part of it, though, is that oftentimes the couple will end up liking one of the comps more than the house they chose, which makes them irate. Also, she said it's fun to watch them be forced to critique the house they've already bought (especially when they harp on things one liked but the other didn't, etc.).

]]>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:39:53 GMT460320433<![CDATA[I took a photo of the inside, too—this is what every single page looked like.]]>http://gizmodo.com/5917796/how-the-hell-is-this-piece-of-crap-a-real-product?comment=50560516#commentsI took a photo of the inside, too—this is what every single page looked like.

Edit: Image not showing up! Click here to view.

]]>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:27:49 GMT474262751<![CDATA[You don't know a good thing when you see it.]]>http://jezebel.com/5914672/honey-boo-boo-child-gets-her-own-series-becomes-the-true-ultimate-grand-supreme?comment=50225977#commentsYou don't know a good thing when you see it.

]]>Fri, 1 Jun 2012 14:29:03 GMT460382764<![CDATA[She's Alana, she's six and she's a beauty queen. ]]>http://jezebel.com/5914672/honey-boo-boo-child-gets-her-own-series-becomes-the-true-ultimate-grand-supreme?comment=50216420#commentsShe's Alana, she's six and she's a beauty queen. (She's seven now, though.)

]]>Fri, 1 Jun 2012 02:48:43 GMT460382752<![CDATA[Celebrate good times, come on! ]]>http://jezebel.com/5914672/honey-boo-boo-child-gets-her-own-series-becomes-the-true-ultimate-grand-supreme?comment=50212448#comments

Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate! Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate!

]]>Fri, 1 Jun 2012 00:02:12 GMT460382736<![CDATA[OH MY GOD MAUREEN O'CONNOR I LOVE YOUR WORK!]]>http://gawker.com/oh-my-god-maureen-oconnor-i-love-your-work-478500557OH MY GOD MAUREEN O'CONNOR I LOVE YOUR WORK!

]]>Thu, 31 May 2012 00:25:03 GMT478500557<![CDATA[I made a GIF of that, too.]]>http://gawker.com/i-made-a-gif-of-that-too-478516460

I made a GIF of that, too.

]]>Thu, 24 May 2012 17:37:09 GMT478516460<![CDATA[To this day, I remain perplexed by the fact Romney was apparently independent-minded enough to get i]]>http://gawker.com/to-this-day-i-remain-perplexed-by-the-fact-romney-was-478551025To this day, I remain perplexed by the fact Romney was apparently independent-minded enough to get insanely rich at Bain, yet now—when his stakes are the highest they'll ever be—seems utterly incapable of not pandering to *literally* anyone with which he's engaged in a conversation. Surely he's smart enough to realize not a single person believes he's ever genuine about anything, right?

]]>Sat, 12 May 2012 22:12:45 GMT478551025<![CDATA[Rappin' Granny, of "America's Got Talent" fame, spits (a sick rhyme) in the face of Spoons Perry. ]]>http://gawker.com/rappin-granny-of-americas-got-talent-fame-spits-a-478600586

Rappin' Granny, of "America's Got Talent" fame, spits (a sick rhyme) in the face of Spoons Perry. Spits!

]]>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:17:09 GMT478600586<![CDATA[You're on fire lately, Adrian. ]]>http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturbing-internet-meme-in-history?comment=48806965#commentsYou're on fire lately, Adrian. This was great.

]]>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 06:25:25 GMT478635955